In The Kitchen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

George Mikes (b. 1912), Hungarian-born British humorist. How to be an Alien, ch. 1, sct. 1 (1946).

This is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex.

Jackie Mason (b. 1931), U.S. comic. Daily Telegraph (London, 17 Feb. 1989).